Alternative Curse Words

Description

The purpose of this page is to collect alternatives to curse words. If you have ever stumped your toe while you were in a room full of children, you can see the benefit of an alternative to cursing.

It occured to me some time ago that I was cursing too much. So I set out to stop cursing. It wasn't until I tried to spend a week without it that I realized I needed an alternative way to express myself as an interim step.

Current List
1. Beeotch
2. Cheese and Crackers
3. Cheese and Rice
4. Cheeses
5. Crud
6. Dag Nab It
7. Darn
8. Diablo
9. F-ing
10. Farging Icehole
11. Fiddle Sticks
12. For Rice Cakes!
13. Freaking
14. Frickin 'A
15. Fudge
16. Geez
17. Gosh Darnit
18. Heck
19. Holy Cow!
20. Horse pucky
21. Jiminy Crickits!
22. Judas Priest
23. Kawabunga
24. Piddle
25. Pluck it
26. Poo
27. Shaving Cream
28. Sheesh
29. Shitaki mushrooms
30. Shiznit
31. Shucks
32. Shut the front door
33. Son of a Gun
34. Son of a Mother
35. Son of a biscuit eater
36. Son of a motherless goat
37. Sons a' Guns
38. Sufferin Succotash
39. Sugar
40. Sunny beach
41. Tinkle
42. William Shatner
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