Common Sayings

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This database is a collection of common sayings. The saying can be about anything. For example you can enter a comparative statement like "Bigger than a bread box". You can enter any saying as long as it is not a Quote or a Texas Sayin' which have their own databases. This is a collection of the "other stuff".

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1 Colder than a witches tit in a brassiere
2 Bigger than a bread box
3 Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike.
4 You all look like a pair of monkies trying to fuck a football!!
5 They just don't have both oars in the water.
6 The butter has slipped off his pancake.
7 AS QUEER AS A PLAID RABBIT
8 He's stuck on her like mud on a pig.
9 Busier than a Pro working two beds on a Friday night.
10 Stink
11 Stuck on you like white on rice
12 All over it like white on rice at the bottom of a glass of milk in a snow storm.
13 Two birds woth one stone
14 Busier than a cat trying to bury shit on a marble floor
15 Cooler than a polar bear's toenail
16 Cooler than Freddy Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm
17 Colder than a wiches tit in the Yukon.
18 Deader than a doornail.
19 That's older than my grandpa...and he farts dust!
20 Shakin' like a whore on a pile of apples!
21 Sweating like a whore in confession
22 Cold as a cat's nose