| 1 |
Colder than a witches tit in a brassiere |
| 2 |
Bigger than a bread box |
| 3 |
Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike. |
| 4 |
You all look like a pair of monkies trying to fuck a football!! |
| 5 |
They just don't have both oars in the water. |
| 6 |
The butter has slipped off his pancake. |
| 7 |
AS QUEER AS A PLAID RABBIT |
| 8 |
He's stuck on her like mud on a pig. |
| 9 |
Busier than a Pro working two beds on a Friday night. |
| 10 |
Stink |
| 11 |
Stuck on you like white on rice |
| 12 |
All over it like white on rice at the bottom of a glass of milk in a snow storm. |
| 13 |
Two birds woth one stone |
| 14 |
Busier than a cat trying to bury shit on a marble floor |
| 15 |
Cooler than a polar bear's toenail |
| 16 |
Cooler than Freddy Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm |
| 17 |
Colder than a wiches tit in the Yukon. |
| 18 |
Deader than a doornail. |
| 19 |
That's older than my grandpa...and he farts dust! |
| 20 |
Shakin' like a whore on a pile of apples! |
| 21 |
Sweating like a whore in confession |
| 22 |
Cold as a cat's nose |